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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 03:42

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Diamonds Are Forever

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Moonraker

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-All the bad guys are black.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

From Russia With Love

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Octopussy

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

How long can I have fake braids in? I want to do it for the whole school year but I don’t know how to keep it intact.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Live and Let Die

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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Dr No

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

In the New Testament, Christ quotes the Ethiopian book of Enoch. How do the Sola Scriptura folks square this circle?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

I haven’t eaten junk food for weeks, I ate dirty all-day yesterday, but I can’t even workout, why am I so tired?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What is it like to wear a kilt?

-J W Pepper

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Ah so!”

Goldfinger

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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